I’m sexy and I know it. Former most interesting man in the world. Be excellent to each other.

Other Mike Vail facts:

- He is the life of parties he’s never attended.

- His mother has a tattoo that reads “son”.

- The earth isn’t rotating. It’s just still spinning from his last set of push-ups.

- He’s well-known for his patented “flex” pose, as featured in his 2003 “Caliente in Puerto Rico” and 2004 “Rock Solid in Europe” calendars.

- He invented a famous drink called the Malibu Screw, with a delicious flavor combination of vanilla, orange, and coconut: 1 part vodka, 1/2 part Malibu coconut rum, 1/2 part licor 43, and a dash of orange juice. Serve chilled or over ice. It's delicious. Try it - you'll thank me later! :)

- Mike Vail is a true Renaissance Man. When he was in college, he invented a computer rankings system for ranking all US Division 1 college football teams. He authored eight “Choose Your Own Adventure” books by the age of 8.

- When Austin Powers was once asked who would likely play him in a movie, he simply stated, Mike Vail, of course.

- For a good time, check out Mike's Soundcloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/CLSRNXXMNbsXqb5d9


- Why are you still reading this? That’s all (at least so far ).