Heute schon gelacht :D ? 31
[gone] Merrily
19.04.2009
noch besser ^^
#21Report
19.04.2009
Danke für die Beiträge :)
Mehr ! Mehr ! Mehr !
:D
Mehr ! Mehr ! Mehr !
:D
#22Report
[gone] Sourijana
20.04.2009
#23Report
22.04.2009
Lacht denn hier keiner o_O ???
Come on ... ihr habt bestimmt ein paar lustige Links auf Lager ;) !
Come on ... ihr habt bestimmt ein paar lustige Links auf Lager ;) !
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#28Report
27.04.2009
Das ist ja echt erstaunlich ... aber bestimmt das meiste gezinkt ^^ ?
#29Report
28.04.2009
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind ?
Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. As they did the stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it I could have sworn we just went through red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had
been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things..
She was getting nervous and decided to pay close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shit..! Am I driving..???"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind ?
Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. As they did the stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it I could have sworn we just went through red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had
been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things..
She was getting nervous and decided to pay close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they blew right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shit..! Am I driving..???"
#30Report
02.05.2009
Och kommt schon ... habt ihr keine Witze/ Links auf Lager ;) ?
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