Religious Truths 1

[gone] Janette
16.04.2007
Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens".

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Zen Buddism: What is the sound of Shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to somebody else.

Jehovah's Witnesses: Shit doesn't happen until Armageddon.

Christian Science: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor - pray.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Pantheism: Shit comes from everywhere.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

Astrology: Shit comes from the stars.

Naturopathy: Shit happens naturally.

Homeopathy: A little shit goes a long way.

Atheist: I don't believe this Shit.

New Age: Affirm Shit does not happen to me.

Rastafarian: Let's roll up that Shit and smoke it!

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